Regardless of the faith that comforts and guides you, I wish you and your family and friends all the best. Merry Christmas!! I will see you in the new year.
I wanted you to be the first to hear the breaking news from the North Pole!
The gathered knew this time would come;
The mood was sombre, downright glum,
Muffled sobs, and cracking voices,
Acceptance and change were the only choices.
A frozen quiet filled the air,
As Santa spoke in Christmas Square,
“Long ago I chose this role,
To join you all here at the Pole,
We all hope to slow and to bend
Age and time - no man’s friend,
Reality has no emotional part,
Neither a preference, neither a heart;
I’ve made my choice, without much remorse,
Confidence reigns in my decided course.
Who, I thought, would fill my role,
To be the head elf, the jolly old soul;
A person of conscience, a person of will,
A person with character, wisdom, and skill?
So, without further fuss, and without further due,
The new face of Christmas will now come in view,
Roll back that curtain, and reveal who has won,
Reveal who is now the new number one!”
I was leaving my business, with nothing to do,
I was perfectly suited to head a new crew.
“Changes are coming !”, said I who was chosen,
“Cause I don’t do well in climes that are frozen.
We will pack up and move to a sunnier base,
Cut back on work, adopt an easier pace.
Reindeer are costly, and the sled is too old,
They’re now listed on eBay, soon to be sold.
I don’t like to fly, let alone stay up late,
So I’ve asked FedEx to step up to the plate,
All the presents will get there, none will be lost,
But all kids will be billed, a small shipping cost.
Our workforce - too large, we must become leaner,
Profit dictates that leaner is meaner,
I see you are worried, I can see for myself,
So I’ve urged Facebook followers to hire an elf.
Profit and more profit is the direction we’ll go,
Bah humbug to tradition, bah humbug to snow!
Our toys will be imported from China each year,
“Red ink to black ink” our new mantra for cheer,
Our business must profit to reflect our new ways,
Change must drive us to more prosperous days.”
I can’t say my ideas were met with applause,
By either the elves or old Santa Claus,
My vision was thrashed, there would be no encore,
Just a boot in the butt on the way out the door;
Santa fired me, I am again unemployed,
In rejection therapy, hope rests with Herr Freud,
But, I have new ideas, ones with some legs,
I am looking to profit from Easter eggs.






































